The Milkman's House of Schtuff!!


About me
Hi, I am the Milkman! You might have seen me in such great films as UHF or Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. If so, then you were shooting up before the movie, because I wasn't in them. I am not a movie star, or even an actor of any kind. My job is simple. Put the milk on the doorstep every morning and keep the people happy. And I do just that.
What I'm interested in:
  • Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd is the greatest band known to man. They are unmatched in talent, experimentation, and musical force. The possess a sort of astral mystery that airs around their name. They are by far the best band in the world. I suggest checking them out.
  • Prowrestling
    Prowrestling is awesome. You can't beat it's entertainment value. My fave wrestler is Mickey Foley, better known as Cactus Jack, or Mankind, or Dude Love. He rocks my universe. The Legion of Doom, Hawk and Animal, the Ultimate Warrior, and The Great Muta are also among my all-time favorites. Then there is the great federation known as MVWA: The Mississippi Valley Wrestling Association. It sports the talents of such great athletes as Rob Dustry, and "The Jet".
  • St. Louis University High School
    This is my school. We are the best high school in the world. It is an all-boys school for the elite. I am a senior, and am sad that I will have to leave in one year. I will always have my memories as a Junior Billiken, though.
My favourite links
  • Rooster's Great Page in the Sky - This is my best friend Bob (the Rooster)'s page. It is terrible, but as time passes, it should get better (at least I hope so, because for right now it is an embarrasment to have as a link.)
  • Dr. Neal C. Kendall Homepage - This is my good friend Neal (the Doctor of Style)'s homepage. It has enough stuff to occupy you for hours! Every time I look at it, I am sexually aroused. Check it out.
  • Pink Floyd Timeline Project - This is the most complete Pink Floyd website there is (in my opinion). Learn what there is to learn about this wonderful band!
  • SLUH Homepage - This is my great school! The page looks like shit, and it makes our school look dumb, but that's because our principal insists on doing everything on Macs. Blecch!
You can email me on
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